I AM A LEAF ON THE WIND ALAN TUDYK FREE

Those are by no means prohibitive cap hits. He is slated to make $11 million this year and (presuming they pick up his fifth year option) about $29 million in 2023.

I AM A LEAF ON THE WIND ALAN TUDYK FREE

The Announcement frames this in terms of cap savings– that getting a long-term deal done would lower his cap number and allow Arizona to sign All The Free Agents. He still has 2+ years of team control on his rookie deal. Murray has been in the league for 3 years. The problem is that, under this analogy, Murray (or more likely his potentially-coked-up agent) is demanding a proposal after about 6 months of dating.

So Kyler doesn’t feel like they are finished, but he wants Arizona to want to commit half it’s projected salary cap to him for the next ten years or else… Not that he’s going to break up over it, but he’s totally going to break up over it. Not that he’s demanding an engagement ring, but if he doesn’t get one there are a lot of teams that would be happy to marry a QB like him in a hot minute. In short, Kyler loves Arizona very much and has had so much fun, but needs to know where this relationship is going. *Not Talking: Kyler Murray and the Cardinals brass, since his agent released a looping, confused and frankly somewhat daft attempt at negotiation-through-the-media on Monday. The best-case scenario to my mind is Rodgers announcing he wants to be traded, go somewhere like New England or Carolina for a ransom, and then decide to retire after the first training camp. Is he going to steal 50 cars in one night or lose to the 49ers in the playoffs? This composite was from 2012, and things have only gotten spookier. I am not the first to draw the parallel between these two brilliantly-talented-but-insane men. That makes some sense, since nobody knows if he’s retiring, demanding a trade, or stealing the Declaration of Independence. *Not Calling: Packers GM and Telemarketer Nemesis Brian Gutekunst says no one has called him yet regarding a trade for Q-aron Rodgers. Mostly it’s news about What’s Not Happening. Suffice it to say, this 80s Nostalgia thing has gotten WAY THE FUCK OUT OF HAND, with your threat of nuclear war and your Russian invasions and your persecution of trans kids. I won’t recite the current List of Dark Shit, because that only emphasizes it. I apologize that I’m not making even the faint gesture toward humor that I normally do.

I am a leaf on the wind alan tudyk